My POem

I love you I love you
I love you so well,
If I had a skunk
I would give you a smell. If I were a dog
I would give you a bite.
If I were a witch
I would give you a fright. If I were a bathtub
I’d give you a splash.
If I were a fungus
I’d give you a rash.
I love you so much
that I won’t tell a lie:
I promise we’ll marry
the day that I die.